Anybody else raising assholes? No? Just me? Mmkay. Y’all are clearly lying to yourselves because these children are ruthless!
1. McRush bought Sara a Barbie dream house for her birthday because her sister got one for her birthday. Fast forward to tonight..
“Y’all need to clean this room because it’s a mess. You don’t want ME to clean it because I’m coming in with a trash bag” ←In perfect black mama magic. (Sara) “You can throw that dream house away too!” I legit almost called her a name. 😂☺️
2. Reggie, the oldest, and Gabriel, #6 (who is only 5 btw) are in the den ROASTING each other and in this house NOBODY is off limits! I’m in the office minding my DAMN business…
“You smell like old nachos!” -#1 “you smell like fat people!” -6 😮
“Mommy doesn’t stink!” Tha Fuuuu?! 😶
Bruh. I swear! I just bust out laughing. I cannot stand them!
My boys know to hold the door open for us, the girls. As we are leaving a client today, I tell the RushBunch to head to the car. Thomas holds the door. Gabriel is yelling at Thomas “Mom said get in the car!” “I’m holding the door.” “MOM SAID GET IN THE CAR!!” “So get in the car.” YOU need to listen to mom and get in the car TOO!”
Why. Just why? 😑
Its like this all the time. Just NO filter around here. I am the most sensitive in the house although I am not allowed to show it because we all know what happened last time I did.
Dear God, what did I do to you? -Me
Why are my children FARTING on each other? You know what…. *logs off*